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 Patient to his doctor: I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse. What can I do? 


   Doctor: Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I’d also like to remind you about the 800 USD that you owe me?

 

 

  I  really can’t stand it when homeless guys shake their cups of money at me. Do they really have to rub it in that they’ve got more cash than I do?

 

 


A dung beetle goes into a bar and asks, "Yo, is this stool taken?"


 

Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"

Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

 



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